Height: About 5ft 5in
Timezone: GMT. England
What time and date is it here: 26/8/2014 22.30
Average hours of sleep I get at night: Depends on the phase of the moon. Seriously I have trouble sleeping under a Full Moon
The last thing I googled was: O2 Apps, I heard an advert and forgot to make a note
My most used phrase: For Fucks Sake
First word that comes to mind: Galveston (The song is playing on the radio)
What I last said to a family member: “See you in the morning”
One place that makes me happy and why: The Beach, I love the sea and the fresh air, I can really unwind there
How many blankets I sleep under: 1 duvet in summver and 2 plus a blanket in winter
Favourite beverages: Tea
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Rush
Three things I can’t live without: My Phone, My Tarot Decks and My Knitting
Something I plan on learning: Astrology
A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t give a fuck about what people think of you, you are you for a reason.
You all have to listen to this song: Don’t Give Up by Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush. All about unemployment, moving from town to town to find work and just giving up because there is no hope left. It’s utterly heartbreaking
Tagging anyone who can be arsed to read this blog
We’re watching the Jazz Proms, we are so chilled is unbelievable, we have argued about who and who isn’t in Jools Holland’s R & B Orchestra
THIS is the way to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. Goddess bless you Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters for putting the fun into this challenge
What does poor Carlos Sainz Jr have to do to get a drive? I know having an ex driver as a father helps you no end in getting a seat in an F1 car, obviously not if your father is, still, one of the most respected rally drivers in the world.
Dear Toro Rosso.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!!!!
HE’S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HOLD A LICENSE TO DRIVE A ROAD CAR IN THIS COUNTRY, HE’S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED IN ENGLAND WITHOUT HIS PARENTS PERMISSION. MY OWN DAUGHTER WAS 4 WHEN THIS BOY WAS BORN. LET THE BOY GROW UP BEFORE PUTTING HIM IN AN F1 CAR
He made me laugh for so long, such a tragic way to go
Anecdotes by medical practitioners"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”
"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”
"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”
"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”
"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”
"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”
"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”
“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”
Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…
People sometimes doubt the that standardised health and sex education is necessary. This is why those people are wrong.
These people should never EVER be allowed to procreate
August 3rd 1936: Jesse Owens wins 100 metre dash
On this day in 1936 at the Berlin Olympics, American athlete Jesse Owens won the 100 metre dash, defeating world record holder Ralph Metcalfe. Owens won four gold medals, in the 100 metres, 200 metres, long jump, and 4x100 metre relay, which made him the most successful athlete in the 1936 Games. Germany’s Nazi Chancellor Adolf Hitler had intended to use the Games to showcase Aryan supremacy, thus the success of African-American Owens was particularly poignant. His success made him a famous figure, but back home in America segregation was still in place. After a ticker-tape parade for him in New York, he had to ride a separate elevator to reach a reception in his honour. It was often said that Hitler snubbed Owens at the Games, refusing to shake his hand, but whilst the racist Hitler was certainly displeased by Owens’s success, these stories may have been exaggerated. In fact, Owens maintains that it was US President Franklin D. Roosevelt who snubbed him, neglecting to congratulate the athlete for his success. Jesse Owens died in 1980 aged 66.
"A lifetime of training for just ten seconds”
- Jesse Owens
SO DONE WITH BRITNEY
FUCKER SANG ‘OH LORD, WON’T YOU BUY ME A MERCEDES BENZ’ TO BRUNDLE ON SKY SPORTS
Janis Joplin did it better IMO
ellie-mayflower replied to your post: oh god i looked at nico’s driver for the drivers’ parade today and…And Toto is secretly a bodyguard but Keke didn’t want to scare Nico by telling him…
So Brittany becomes Sabrina, interesting
My damn phone that should be Brittany becomes Sabrina in reverse
okay err i have no idea what you’re talking about now but um yeah orz also thanks for the book rec ;A;
Sabrina is an Audrey Hepburn film
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